06 November 2007

Worst. Mad Lib. Ever.

I just stumbled across an ad for the Personal Promise Bible, a sort of vanity publication where you give them your name and they print a bible that makes specific references to you. For example, if your name is Betty Lou:
Even when Betty Lou was dead in her trespasses, God made her alive together with Christ (by grace Betty Lou has been saved), and raised Betty Lou up with Him and made Betty Lou to sit with Him in heavenly places in Christ Jesus. (Eph. 2:5-6)
Now imagine a whole bible like that. I'm not sure what's creepier, a personalized bible or the fact that there's apparently a demand out there for personalized bibles.

Not that I'd want to give these freaks any money, but I have to say, the opportunity for mischief is sacrilicious. I wonder if they screen for pranksters. Just imagine...
Toilet, believing in Him, shall not perish, but have eternal life. For God so loved Toilet, that He gave His one and only Son, that Toilet, believing in Him, should not perish, but have eternal life. (John 3:15-16)
I'd get that sucker leather-bound.

1 comment:

Ben Cox said...

Happy the man who lives with a sensible RAPTOR,
and one who does not CAVORT with CAKE and ass together.
DISGRUNTLED is one who does not HEAR with the tongue,
and one who has not served a CUPCAKE.
(Ecclesiasticus 25.8)